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06-05-2002, 09:30 PM
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i find all the saying about other cars hilarious. so lets hear what ya got.
speed kills...drive a honda and live forever
hondas are like tampons, every ***** has one.
the best way to beat a honda is with a baseball bat.
about all i can think of right now.
and to keep it on subject u can use these to talk a ***** or anyone else into street racing if u get them made enough. lol
lets hear what u got.
-kolby
speed kills...drive a honda and live forever
hondas are like tampons, every ***** has one.
the best way to beat a honda is with a baseball bat.
about all i can think of right now.
and to keep it on subject u can use these to talk a ***** or anyone else into street racing if u get them made enough. lol
lets hear what u got.
-kolby
06-05-2002, 09:38 PM
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Car: 88 IROC-Z/00 GTP/05 VUE Redline
Engine: LB9 305/3800 SC/3.5 SOHC V-TEC
Transmission: A4/A4/A5
"putting any amount of money into a rice burner is like wiping your *** with a turd"
"Silly imports, speed is for f-bodies"
ok that's all i got for now..I suck
"Silly imports, speed is for f-bodies"
ok that's all i got for now..I suck
06-05-2002, 10:20 PM
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Car: 99 Formula
Engine: LS1
Transmission: T56
Axle/Gears: 342
The size of a *****'s peni$ is directly proportional to his exhaust tip.
I'd rather push a Camaro than drive an import. (Words easily interchanged)
FORD, Fix Or Repair Daily, Fu(ked upped Old Rebuilt Dodge, Fu(ked on Race Day
PONTIAC, I won't say, a little racist.
I'm sure I'll think of others later.
I'd rather push a Camaro than drive an import. (Words easily interchanged)
FORD, Fix Or Repair Daily, Fu(ked upped Old Rebuilt Dodge, Fu(ked on Race Day
PONTIAC, I won't say, a little racist.
I'm sure I'll think of others later.
06-05-2002, 11:32 PM
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Originally posted by Mark A Shields
The size of a *****'s peni$ is directly proportional to his exhaust tip.
The size of a *****'s peni$ is directly proportional to his exhaust tip.
The size of a *****'s peni$ is inversely proportional to his exhaust tip.
I kind of like "You know you're a ***** if you go to the parts store and ask for a 1" to 5" exhaust adapter"
06-06-2002, 08:39 AM
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Car: 99 Formula
Engine: LS1
Transmission: T56
Axle/Gears: 342
Originally posted by mcconahay37
You're a little mixed up there. It should be:
The size of a *****'s peni$ is inversely proportional to his exhaust tip.
I kind of like "You know you're a ***** if you go to the parts store and ask for a 1" to 5" exhaust adapter"
You're a little mixed up there. It should be:
The size of a *****'s peni$ is inversely proportional to his exhaust tip.
I kind of like "You know you're a ***** if you go to the parts store and ask for a 1" to 5" exhaust adapter"
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06-06-2002, 11:35 AM
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Car: Check The Sig
MUSTANG Messed Up S#it That Aint No Good.....
here is another one for pontiac= poor old nimrod thinks its a corvette...no offence to any firebird-T/A owners.....IROC= italian retards out crusing, " this just in, 16.9@80mph is NOT FAST!" love that one....no replcement for displacement! (sp?) aight peace
here is another one for pontiac= poor old nimrod thinks its a corvette...no offence to any firebird-T/A owners.....IROC= italian retards out crusing, " this just in, 16.9@80mph is NOT FAST!" love that one....no replcement for displacement! (sp?) aight peace
06-06-2002, 04:27 PM
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Car: Formula
Engine: 400 sbc
Transmission: 700r4
"only little boys wear bow ties"
Poor old _____ thinks it's a cadalac
i can't remember what the space was.. one of my mustang friends found that one after i kept tellin' him i don't wear a bow tie..
Poor old _____ thinks it's a cadalac
i can't remember what the space was.. one of my mustang friends found that one after i kept tellin' him i don't wear a bow tie..
06-06-2002, 06:16 PM
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Car: 99 Formula
Engine: LS1
Transmission: T56
Axle/Gears: 342
Originally posted by Bird_of_Prey
"only little boys wear bow ties"
Poor old _____ thinks it's a cadalac
i can't remember what the space was.. one of my mustang friends found that one after i kept tellin' him i don't wear a bow tie..
"only little boys wear bow ties"
Poor old _____ thinks it's a cadalac
i can't remember what the space was.. one of my mustang friends found that one after i kept tellin' him i don't wear a bow tie..
06-06-2002, 09:03 PM
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Car: RS
Engine: 305
Transmission: 4L60
Axle/Gears: 3.42
this is a little different from the ones you guys have..but
"she (car) runs like a raped date"
I didn't understand that one (but told it anyways) until I got older (I'm a whole 19 now, haha)
"she (car) runs like a raped date"
I didn't understand that one (but told it anyways) until I got older (I'm a whole 19 now, haha)
06-07-2002, 05:13 PM
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Car: 92 Camaro RS
Engine: 350 Crate Motor
Transmission: Tremec TKO
Axle/Gears: 10 Bolt 3.73
Quote:PONTIAC, I won't say, a little racist.
My grandfather told me that one.
My friend from Detroit got rid of his Pontiac after I told him.
-Rich-
My grandfather told me that one.
My friend from Detroit got rid of his Pontiac after I told him.
-Rich-
06-07-2002, 05:36 PM
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Car: 99 Formula
Engine: LS1
Transmission: T56
Axle/Gears: 342
Originally posted by RICH92RS350
Quote:PONTIAC, I won't say, a little racist.
My grandfather told me that one.
My friend from Detroit got rid of his Pontiac after I told him.
-Rich-
Quote:PONTIAC, I won't say, a little racist.
My grandfather told me that one.
My friend from Detroit got rid of his Pontiac after I told him.
-Rich-
06-07-2002, 07:17 PM
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Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
HonDUH
Take Off Your Oversize Tires As*hole
Fix It Again Tony
Broke My Wallet
Makes Exceptional Rattling Cant Usually Roast Yugos
One Little Drag Starts Making Odd Breaks In Large Engine
only a ***** would deck out a japanese car in japanese lettering decals made by american products corp
a ***** cant tell his as*hole from a 6 inch exhaust tip....his excuse? well they sound the same.. our reply? exhaust tips are exit only, your as* is obviously the intake
so does that wing make yor ***** look small or what?
hey dude, what kinda hubcap bearings you run on that "supercar" there? youll laugh when he replies momo
man look at those stickers.... stilla homo. no man thats stillen and momo. yeah, cover it up boys
anyone ever notice toyota spells trd wrong? missing a "U"
HonDUH
Take Off Your Oversize Tires As*hole
Fix It Again Tony
Broke My Wallet
Makes Exceptional Rattling Cant Usually Roast Yugos
One Little Drag Starts Making Odd Breaks In Large Engine
only a ***** would deck out a japanese car in japanese lettering decals made by american products corp
a ***** cant tell his as*hole from a 6 inch exhaust tip....his excuse? well they sound the same.. our reply? exhaust tips are exit only, your as* is obviously the intake
so does that wing make yor ***** look small or what?
hey dude, what kinda hubcap bearings you run on that "supercar" there? youll laugh when he replies momo
man look at those stickers.... stilla homo. no man thats stillen and momo. yeah, cover it up boys
anyone ever notice toyota spells trd wrong? missing a "U"
06-07-2002, 07:22 PM
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I guess my response will be of a different flavor. This one is actually a true statement made to my father in the 1960's by a serious drag racer.
Here goes:
You can only have a given number of horsepower-hours out of a given motor. How much horsepower do you want and how long do you want the motor to last?
Think about that one with reference NOS, etc... It's pretty true.
Here goes:
You can only have a given number of horsepower-hours out of a given motor. How much horsepower do you want and how long do you want the motor to last?
Think about that one with reference NOS, etc... It's pretty true.
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