Another amusing craigslist ad
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Another amusing craigslist ad
Here is an amusing Craigslist ad I ran across. Be sure you don't miss the "Paint Color: Custom" in the side bar.
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/...587401484.html
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/...587401484.html
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Uh, I think I've got you beat.
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/ct...588243555.html
This thing has been for sale FOREVER. "Interior is not good" Might be a bit of an understatement. The listing used to show the interior, it's some kind of button tuck velour with everything (EVERYTHING) painted. I really wouldn't be surprised if it really does have three different styles of wheels on it, I mean did you see the pics? LOL
Windshield wipers? WTF you need those for?
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/ct...588243555.html
This thing has been for sale FOREVER. "Interior is not good" Might be a bit of an understatement. The listing used to show the interior, it's some kind of button tuck velour with everything (EVERYTHING) painted. I really wouldn't be surprised if it really does have three different styles of wheels on it, I mean did you see the pics? LOL
Windshield wipers? WTF you need those for?
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Nevermind, not paint...
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/ct...569752045.html
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FAST EYE CATCHER FIREBIRD
Beautiful and unique with a chromed engine compartment.
Interior is diamond tuck velour
high rise spoiler
low miles about 88,000 no rust -- like new underneath
Pioneer stereo, custom steering wheel, magna flow exhaust, mirrored accents inside, ttops
ENGINE AREA:
350 engine bored .30 over (AUTOMATIC)
rebuilt engine with gear drive
mild cam
headers
Performance racing parts
The prosecution rests, your Honor.
I spent my life savings turning my interior into a dog.
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/ct...569752045.html
must go
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FAST EYE CATCHER FIREBIRD
Beautiful and unique with a chromed engine compartment.
Interior is diamond tuck velour
high rise spoiler
low miles about 88,000 no rust -- like new underneath
Pioneer stereo, custom steering wheel, magna flow exhaust, mirrored accents inside, ttops
ENGINE AREA:
350 engine bored .30 over (AUTOMATIC)
rebuilt engine with gear drive
mild cam
headers
Performance racing parts
The prosecution rests, your Honor.
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I really think the last one takes the cake, but this one really deserves some press...
For only $2,500 you can be sitting behind the wheel of this stunning classic automobile. Lovingly stored by these chemical waste biohazard barrels, this beauty shows a low low 278,000 miles on the odometer. Why shes like new! Call or text and we'll fire up the backhoe and yank it out of the mudhole.
Granny's walker not included.
Where is your God now?
For only $2,500 you can be sitting behind the wheel of this stunning classic automobile. Lovingly stored by these chemical waste biohazard barrels, this beauty shows a low low 278,000 miles on the odometer. Why shes like new! Call or text and we'll fire up the backhoe and yank it out of the mudhole.
Granny's walker not included.
Where is your God now?
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Hot dang a nascar block AND a RV cam? Surely must have done 160+
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Slightly less ridiculous, but here's another typical flyover country craigslist thirdgen ad.
Yessir, this mean machine could be rotting next to YOUR rotting Morton building, slowly sinking into your crop of ditch weed and dandelions!
You thought it was missin' pieces? HA! Just gotta pick em out of ma junk pile.
See? Sawl there. Some assembly required. What? You afraid to get your hands dirty?
Hell no! That's not a bumper off a wrecked F-150, that's a high quality CHROME oil leak for a Big Block Chevy.
To be fair, I can see some value in this deal, but people actually try to sell stuff like this. Reminds me of one I saw last year. The main picture of the car that popped up on CL was a photo of something under a car cover.
Yessir, this mean machine could be rotting next to YOUR rotting Morton building, slowly sinking into your crop of ditch weed and dandelions!
You thought it was missin' pieces? HA! Just gotta pick em out of ma junk pile.
See? Sawl there. Some assembly required. What? You afraid to get your hands dirty?
Hell no! That's not a bumper off a wrecked F-150, that's a high quality CHROME oil leak for a Big Block Chevy.
To be fair, I can see some value in this deal, but people actually try to sell stuff like this. Reminds me of one I saw last year. The main picture of the car that popped up on CL was a photo of something under a car cover.
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Nevermind, not paint...
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/ct...569752045.html
must go
show contact info
FAST EYE CATCHER FIREBIRD
Beautiful and unique with a chromed engine compartment.
Interior is diamond tuck velour
high rise spoiler
low miles about 88,000 no rust -- like new underneath
Pioneer stereo, custom steering wheel, magna flow exhaust, mirrored accents inside, ttops
ENGINE AREA:
350 engine bored .30 over (AUTOMATIC)
rebuilt engine with gear drive
mild cam
headers
Performance racing parts
The prosecution rests, your Honor.
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/ct...569752045.html
must go
show contact info
FAST EYE CATCHER FIREBIRD
Beautiful and unique with a chromed engine compartment.
Interior is diamond tuck velour
high rise spoiler
low miles about 88,000 no rust -- like new underneath
Pioneer stereo, custom steering wheel, magna flow exhaust, mirrored accents inside, ttops
ENGINE AREA:
350 engine bored .30 over (AUTOMATIC)
rebuilt engine with gear drive
mild cam
headers
Performance racing parts
The prosecution rests, your Honor.
I tried to put a gif of Lloyd Christmas from dumb and dumber dry heaving but it only shows the link.
That interior looks like mold,I like how the cup holder stands out.
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Re: Another amusing craigslist ad
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I tried to put a gif of Lloyd Christmas from dumb and dumber dry heaving but it only shows the link.
That interior looks like mold,I like how the cup holder stands out.[/QUOTE]
I tried to put a gif of Lloyd Christmas from dumb and dumber dry heaving but it only shows the link.
That interior looks like mold,I like how the cup holder stands out.[/QUOTE]
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On that blue custom thingie car......I can't shake the vision of snail tracks.....IDK, maybe not.
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Wow this is some funny Shiet! I wonder if the guy on the phone (behind the yellow bird) is calling his buddy to tell him to GIDDY UP and get here before that gem is sold!
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The blue bird with the Supra/superbird wing made me think of when I was 18, look close at the blue zebra print floor mats...........I've seen that print before actually on the floor board of a car but they were not a set of floor mats.
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Blue 86 Firebird - I didn't realize that is was possible to make a Firebird FUGLY.
Was that a Wal-Mart special? Or done by West Coast Customs?
The Yellow and the Maroon cars look like the earth is reclaiming them.
Was that a Wal-Mart special? Or done by West Coast Customs?
The Yellow and the Maroon cars look like the earth is reclaiming them.
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Smile Now. Cry Later.
Man, that's deep....
Man, that's deep....
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https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...ationFlag=true
How about a 1998 30th Anniversary GTA? As mint as the pieces of wood holding up the hood and hatch
How about a 1998 30th Anniversary GTA? As mint as the pieces of wood holding up the hood and hatch
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I hate to admit this, but what's on the hood of the blue Firebird with the low rider interior, was my senior year in high school motto.
If the entire car went with a low rider theme, inside and out, then it would be a bit more forgivable.
If the entire car went with a low rider theme, inside and out, then it would be a bit more forgivable.
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https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...ationFlag=true
How about a 1998 30th Anniversary GTA? As mint as the pieces of wood holding up the hood and hatch
How about a 1998 30th Anniversary GTA? As mint as the pieces of wood holding up the hood and hatch
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Behold gents, look what I found...The Rarest Camaro Ever...EVER!
So rare, they didn't have time for a motor!
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto...585638430.html
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How about a 1983 Camaro, Berlinetta, BATMOBILE! With parts from an 83 Iroc-Z, this is one INCREDIBLE "SHOW STOPPING" Camaro!
https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/d...593016582.html
https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/d...593016582.html
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Oh it has the "chrome valves" now I gotta have it!
How about a 1983 Camaro, Berlinetta, BATMOBILE! With parts from an 83 Iroc-Z, this is one INCREDIBLE "SHOW STOPPING" Camaro!
https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/d...593016582.html
https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/d...593016582.html
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