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Old 12-06-2000, 06:52 PM
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Merry Christmas, and thanks to all those who have helped me

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," in that silly thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night
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Old 12-06-2000, 08:30 PM
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Mods: 1.6 Proform Roller Rockers, electric fan, Corvette 5.7L CFI computer chip, K&Ns.
Audio: JVC Kameleon CD deck, Jenson 4x6 front, Eclipes 6x9 rear, 2 10" mTx T4000 powered by a mTx 200watt amp.
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Old 12-06-2000, 10:09 PM
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hilarious dude.
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Old 12-10-2000, 05:00 AM
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Too Cool!
Loved it. And I'm emailing it to all my friends!
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very funny
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It's so true

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Damn straight! hehehe...
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